July 2008
13 posts
“The Daily Mail - Openly Racist so you don’t have to be”
– Russell Howard
“I like to think of myself as an inside stranger. I suppose you could call me...”
– Karl Lagerfeld is confused about his nationality.
“I might have an assistant punch Kirsten in the mouth, just so she will get that...”
– Fake Karl Lagerfeld
Fug Girls start on Lagerfeld →
“Rosso (I see he just brought that Dutch people. I guess it’s like...”
– http://fakekarl.blogspot.com/2008/07/mmm.html
“As a child I wanted to be a rapper but my name was ridiculous, so I made my...”
– The Guardian
You can't expect to sleep your way to the top and... →
Russell Howard on childhood
“I like putting marbles up my brother bum…don’t judge me but I did that once. When you’re 8 and your brother is 6 the power you have is incredible!
Russell: I’m gonna put some marbles up your bum
Brother: Why?
Russell: If we get enough in there you turn in to a wizard!”
Kate Moss Knows How to Shop
In her 20s, [Kate] would spend her earnings on Hermès Kelly bags from the Paris store. ‘I would go and spend £3,000. That felt quite good.’”
“Barcelona here I fucking come”
